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13435.
Im 21 and in the british army an im so lazy i place my alarm clock out of arms reach so that when it goes off at 0645 i have to get up to turn it off so i dont just go back to bed but also i put my back scratcher within reach from my bed so i can use that to poke the alarm clock when it goes off and have some more sleep............Im so ashamed of myself so now i have placed the alarm clock further away to combat my laziness! Wistler
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11824.
He that drinks well, will see God. He that quaffs a single draught, will see God and the Magdalen.
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11815.
I'm so lazy, I had a bath the other day and didn't bother to run the water. I just sat there in an empty tub, doing nothing. I realised I might look completely ridiculous but decided there was nothing I could really do about it. I sat there for three hours.
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