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14237.
When I get the urge to poop, I like to wait until I'm "prarie-dogging" it for at least thirty minutes to an hour or so, using my ass hole to squeeze it back in every time it pops it's head out. after this, I sit on the toilet with a shampoo, or hair spray bottle, or whatever i can find shoved in my pussy, while i hold my electric, vibrating, water pick agaist my clit. Pooping while I'm masturbating gives me an amazing orgasm because i get anal play and the smell of my poop makes me really horny.
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11709.
I hate, loathe, abhor, and detest humanity. My sentiments are exactly those that were Freud's, "I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience, on the whole, most of them are trash." And also, I hate to admit it, those of an annoying band, "People equal shit!" I have always viewed humanity with a combination of disgust and pity. I sincerely root for its destruction. I can't wait! And I think the human game was up a long time ago. Fuck humans. We're a goddamned virus!!!
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11702.
I was getting home from work and needed badly to take a shit. I flew into the bathroom and immediately detonated into the porcelain god. I had the worst case of explosive and violent diarrhea. I nearly blew out my asshole! Upon attempting to wipe my ass I found out with much dismay that there was no toilet paper! I looked around and the only thing I found was my roomate's wig. I quickly mopped up my ass with it and when I was finished I rinsed it in the sink and then tossed it back on the floor.
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